911

I'm so tired of 9/11 conspiracy theories. It seems like every week I walk past some people talking about one or another theory. They always end up leading to the lowest common denominator. Those of you that are intellectually isolated enough to not know what that is, it is when someone starts showing you, that if you fold a dollar bill in just the right way, you can see the planes hitting the towers!

Why can't we use this potentially life saving oragami before the next disaster? Also, did you know that the Pentagon was not hit by a plane at all? You see, it was actually hit by the Loch Ness Monster, who was also by the way our nation's first president when the nation was founded after the Articles of Confederation.
Did I mention he was black too? If you have a minute, I made a link that disproves some of the more popular 9/11 conspiracy claims.

http://www.npr.org/search.php?text=conspiracy+theories&sort=DREDATE%3Anumberdecreasing&aggId=0&prgId=5&topicId=0&how_long_ago=0